I'm watching Accepted again, because it's on HBO2. And I forgot how hilarious it is...particularly Jonah Hill.
"Ask me about my wiener!"
-Do you know any places up near Harmon we can rent?
-Oh, yeah I do, actually. I carry around a list with me at all times of abandoned buildings for fake colleges.
"I hope you have hobo stab insurance."
-You date Monica Morlan.
-That I do.
-Right, I think of her while I masturb...
"Well, B, I'm glad you asked actually, cuz since were going to prison, I wanna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush."
Oh, and by the way, I really want a tee-shirt that says "I'm Sofa King cool." Awesome.