Highlight of the night from the Showbiz Show with David Spade:

(regarding the import of sucky British things including Heather Mills, Mr. Bean and James Blunt)
"So send us the good stuff, England. Give us Zeppelin, the Stones, and Kate Winslet, and keep the rest. We're not your trash can, or 'rubbish bin' as you call it. That would be France."


There. He said it.