He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks.

Oh man. The Showbiz Show is hi-larious.

Referring to Janice Dickinson's TV show:
"[The show is] hosted by this insane bag lady, who claims to be the world's first supermodel. That's like being the world's first computer. New models are smaller, sleeker, and have fewer viruses."

Oh David Spade. What won't you say?

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