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Oh man. The Showbiz Show is hi-larious.

Referring to Janice Dickinson's TV show:
"[The show is] hosted by this insane bag lady, who claims to be the world's first supermodel. That's like being the world's first computer. New models are smaller, sleeker, and have fewer viruses."


Oh David Spade. What won't you say?

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bravebunny
Mar. 27th, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
Ok, the icon made me laugh hysterically, and then the subject line made me do it all over again.

Also, I agree: Who gives a shit about Janice Dickinson? There's others who are prettier and have class, like Claudia Shiffer (sp?) and Cindy Crawford. Maybe they aren't that old, but they look damn fine for their age. She's like Joan River's younger sister. Who fucked indiscriminately and took too many drugs... and is the walking stereotype of the bitchy, strung out, idiotic supermodel.

Oh, and I always miss the showbiz show. When's it on Comedy Central?
gailmarie
Mar. 27th, 2007 10:32 pm (UTC)
The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.
The Emperor's New Groove is not given nearly enough credit.


"I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer!"
bravebunny
Mar. 27th, 2007 11:47 pm (UTC)
Re: The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.
Devil: "Number one. Look at that guy! He's got that sissy string thing... Number two. Look what I can do." [One-armed handstand.]
Kronk: "But what does that have to do with me?"
Angel: "No, no, he's got a point."

"Very good, Kronk. Here, get the snack."
"Got it. Got it."

"Well, which one? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction."
gailmarie
Mar. 28th, 2007 02:05 am (UTC)
Re: The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.
"Why do we even HAVE that lever?"
bravebunny
Mar. 28th, 2007 02:37 am (UTC)
Nooo touchy. No touchy.
Way to go for the obvious quote.

gailmarie
Mar. 28th, 2007 02:41 am (UTC)
Demon llama? Where?
Oh, bite me. And that's an original quote. :-p
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