I don't think I've ever even seen one.
Maybe once...in a mall somewhere...like on vacation somewhere in passing...in LA, possibly? Either way....it's always the butt of jokes and I've never experienced it.
Point the second: I'm to the "bullshit it to make it longer" portion of the essay writing process. Basically, there's a whole lot of plagiarism going on, but I'm making sure to cite the sources? Eh...I'm using my own words...ish. I should really just add a few sentences of synthesis between, so it's not so illegal-ish. I do have a little more to add that's not bullshit...and I'm hoping to get a page and a half or so out of it. Perspective is just such a thrilling topic.
Point the third: I always turn on Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason at the part when Colin and Hugh are fighting and end up in the fountain. Not that I'm complaining...
Point the fourth: Dinner break is over, so back to the paper. 5.5/8 pages done. 2-ish to go.