First, it's uber unfair that I don't have premium cable. I can't watch quality television like "Weeds" or "Extras" because Showtime and HBO are not part of my plan.
More unfair is that I used to get HBO as part of my basic cable...but those fuckers took it away.
Second, Patrick Dempsey is hot. (No irritability there.)
Third, the People's Choice Awards is total crap. I'm really only watching in case something really awesome happens. I don't want to miss it.
Fourth, there was something else, but I don't remember. Oh well.