Tonight, there were at least 8 references to Dick Cheney shooting his quail-hunting buddy (one in which he alluded to them hunting Dan Quayle), and it's become a weekly necessity to make fun of the fact that both Jeb and George have access to massive amounts of weaponry (Florida's National Guard, and of course...the US armed forces). Oh and then he explained that his wife is a "feminista" and he must write "womyn" when referring to the female gender or face her wrath.
In other news, I haven't had Cooler Ranch Doritos in a very long time. They are good.
Olympics! Pairs figure skating and women's snowboarding. Sweeeet.