My hair is seriously bad, y'all. I have such bad ends that I would probably need to cut off three inches to make any improvement. Also, my roots are pretty damn hideous. Were talking an inch and a half. Not to mention that the dye job I have is so incredibly faded that even cheap hookers would be embarrassed.

Seriously bad, y'all.

The problem is...I don't know where a good salon is in this state. Though to be honest, I don't know where a good salon is south of the Mason-Dixon line. My mother says I should go to Super Cuts for a nice $12 haircut. I'm a little nervous about the prospect of that. But I really don't have the money for nice hair care...so I'll stick with having a semi-decent shampoo, I guess.