EDDIE
What exactly is an evil giraffe?
Now, if you don't know what this is from, I am ashamed of you and think that you don't deserve my friendship. However, you can cheat and look it up on the IMDb homepage (near the bottom) and maybe all will be forgiven.
That said...
I am an evil giraffe. I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I shall eat more leaves than I should, and other giraffes...(pause)...may die.