Gene Wilder was the Willy Wonka everyone wanted. Johnny Depp is the Willy Wonka Roald Dahl wrote.

And that is why Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory rocks and I'm watching it currently. It was part of my "birthday present" from Mama and Aunt Judy, who both gave me Best Buy gift cards. I also have M*A*S*H seasons six, seven, and eight.


"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism,' my dear children, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies."