Gail (gailmarie) wrote,
Gail
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**I don't generally read forwards, and I sure as hell don't post them, but there were a few that really stood out to me. If you want a copy of the full thing, I can pass it along, but I don't like to spam people.


Forwarded Email Excerpts: "I really like this one"

  • Ever lost touch? Let a good friendship die? Just call to say "Hi"?


  • "We'll entertain when we replace the living-room carpet."


  • "We'll go on a second honeymoon when we get two more kids out of college."


  • "My lips have not touched ice cream in 10 years. I love ice cream. It's just that I might as well apply it directly to my stomach with a spatula and eliminate the digestive process. The other day, I stopped the car and bought a triple-decker. If my car had hit an iceberg on the way home, I would have died happy."


  • When you ask "How are you?" Do you hear the reply?



  • If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?




  • That last one. Damn.

    Why am I waiting?
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