Because I went to bed at 2:30. And was woken up at 8.
Fuck the wife.
So I'm up, and showered, and ready to go prom dress shopping (let me control my enthusiasm...).
If I leave now, I have 3 quality hours at Old Orchard before I have to get my ass to Arlington Heights.
Family Easter dinner tonight at 6:30. If everyone comes, it will be about 24. Fuck.
*beats head against wall*