- Clean the cat pan
- Do my laundry (because it's overflowing)
- Do the dishes (because we are out of spoons and have used a lot of glasses)
- Clean my room (because it's a pig-sty and I almost can't stand to live in it)
All of these things would make my mother a) very happy and b) shocked that I can in fact do things by myself [ignore the fact that I've been doing them for years, without help from her, and EVERY TIME she is shocked by it].
Am I gonna do 'em?
Eh, haven't decided yet.