You're really fucking funny, you know that?
I love the way that you find new and different ways to crash everyday. Freezing, blue screen of death, restarting yourself for no reason...it's all very entertaining.
And ya know, crashing once a day is special...but you. You like to go above and beyond and crash at least twice, and sometimes up to FOUR TIMES EVERY DAY.
That's amazing, and I'd like to say how much I truly appreciate you trying to keep me on my toes. Thank you.
[I want a fucking Mac and I want one now. I'm not putting up with this shit anymore. I WON'T DO IT ANYMORE!!! Fucking machine.]