I decided to check just what she may have read that I said, because I was sure things couldn't have been that inappropriate.
The classics (as quoted by Gail on jasoncrystal.com):
"It doesn't take a lot to get a boy excited."
Jason: We should go to Baker's Square and get pie!
Chazz: What's 'pie' a codeword for? Water?
Carly: Does Charlie really enjoy classical music?
Gail: Yeah...he listens to a lot of weird shit.
"The way I see it: I have the rest of my life to get drunk and see naked men."
"I hope Charlie disappears so that I can spread my legs."
"Bitner thinks I'm a whore. That makes me happy."
"Can I be your piano bitch?"
What? Is this not me being a good example to the kids?