Google says:
Gail is available for private parties. (Hahahaha!)
Gail is enjoying a growing reputation as a writer who pushes her genre to new levels with her emphasis on emotional depth and unusual plots.
Gail is a life-long Democrat, having first registered to vote in Oklahoma.
Gail is described as a high-energy, dynamic speaker who focuses on customization,
sports analogies, life experiences and humorous stories to relay her message. (Oooo! I'm a motivational speaker!!)
Gail is a long term hold, buy now. (So it's true! I can be bought!)
And this one takes the cake...
Gail is my goat.
Bwahahahaha! That was fun.
Later: Lemmings force Gail to list her CD collection.