Well, I wrote my History paper. It's boring, but hopefully A-worthy. English is done.

you are ted schmidt!

Rejection and insecurity are a way of life for the button-downed, pencil-pushing, tucked-in Ted. His hobbies include web porn, video porn, porn magazines and pining after codependent relationships and/or unobtainable men.

find your queer
as folk personality!

Bah. I don't want to be insecure. And for the record, my hobbies did NOT include the porn option. Unobtainable men though...yeah, that's semi-correct.