My body alarm is too good.
Gail's body alarm: *screams* AHHHHH!!!
Me: *sleepily* The hell?
GBA: Must get up!!!!
Me: No. Sleep. *rolls over and closes eyes*
GBA: AHHHHHH!!!
Me: *sits up* WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM????
GBA: Um...you're going to be late for school.
Me: No I'm not. Go back to sleep. It's only 7:50. *lays down*
GBA: *spazzes*
Me: You suck so much. *gets out of bed*
GBA: *really really happy*
Me: I hate you.
GBA: You love me because now you won't be late. *smiles*
Me: You still suck.
So yes, I'm up. And going to school. And Mama just got back from getting gas, so I'm off. Bye folks. Have a wonderful day!