Allie: So the only times you've broken a bone...were falling out of a car and walking into a wall?
Me: Yeah.
Allie: You should stop that.
Me: I'll work on it. Maybe...stop using my feet?
Allie: Good idea.
Words that I'm hearing are starting to get old. Feels like I'm starting all over again
Allie: So the only times you've broken a bone...were falling out of a car and walking into a wall?
Me: Yeah.
Allie: You should stop that.
Me: I'll work on it. Maybe...stop using my feet?
Allie: Good idea.
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