My printer is fucked up beyond belief. It gives me four error messages saying that it won't work because it's missing a file, then prints.

I really wish I knew what the hell happened on July 24th, 1880 (if anything). Stupid Greenback Party.

Lemon Pastry Cremes are amazing. And they are reduced fat. Those nice little girl scouts are looking out for me. Mmmm...made with real Girl Scouts.

Whenever I hear this Pink song, I think of my Dad.