April 12th, 2008

HP - Hermione - ouch.

No, Harry. Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign.

I find that most of the movies I watch on TV...I own on DVD.

Earlier, I caught the end of A Good Year, and I just finished watching John Tucker Must Die (both on HBO).

And now? I've got Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets on one channel, and Super Troopers for the commercial breaks.

Now, you may be thinking that it's ridiculous to waste my time watching something I can watch anytime (and in widescreen without commercial interruptions).

But I think differently. See, it goes to show that the movies I like to watch the most, I already own on DVD. So my collection reflects my likes accurately and encompasses films that are suited for repeat viewing (why own DVDs that you'd never want to watch, despite how "good" they may be?).

Additionally, Kenneth Branagh is a total douche bag. He better be amazing in bed, because I don't know how else he could have gotten both Emma Thompson and Helena Bonham Carter. (As an entertaining side note, all of those people have been featured in Harry Potter films.)
Covered in beeeees

Litre is French for 'give me my fucking cola!'

Oh, just 'cause...

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Foster: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic...which makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva! What's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac and Thorny: [handing the Captain their pistols] OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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