March 6th, 2008

Daily Show - My News is Funny

Till now I always got by on my own, I never really cared until I met you...

Oh my god.

This is the BEST thing I've seen in AGES!

Vermont towns vote to arrest Bush and Cheney

It's just what it sounds like.

"Voters in two Vermont towns on Tuesday approved a measure that would instruct police to arrest President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney for 'crimes against our Constitution,' local media reported."

Granted, it's a "nonbinding, symbolic measure," but still.

That's awesome.
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I will bear three girls all with strawberry curls, little Ella and Nelly and Faye...

I'm not sure why I found this so funny, but I really must post.

I was looking up a synonym for "sell short" because that sounds dumb in an analytical paper, and using the Mac "Dictionary" application (aka, the Oxford American Dictionary, 2nd edition), and stumbled upon this gem:

sell out, def. 2: they say he has sold out as an artist abandon one's principles, prostitute oneself, sell one's soul, betray one's ideals, be untrue to oneself; debase oneself, degrade oneself, demean oneself.

Ouch. I mean...prostitute oneself? Sell one's soul? That hurts.

In other news, I was going to use this short break between my classes to work more on my Rembrandt/Whistler paper, but I have a ridiculous headache and the computer screen is not helping. So methinks I shall lay down and close my eyes for a while, hopefully deter the throbbing in my brain so that I will be able to a) concentrate in Geography, and b) return home to finish up my paper without huge amounts of pain.