It was just one of those things...

1st

• 11:14 am But of course! Nothing says "romance" like a kidnapped injured woman!

2nd

• 09:18 am You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

4th

• 12:07 pm I can't feel my legs! I have no legs!!

5th

• 06:36 pm Make it work!
• 09:39 pm People who have a problem with boxes are people who don't fit in them.

6th

• 03:28 pm Don't you feel all warm and cozy watching people out in the rain?

7th

• 03:35 pm If you change your mind, I will find you and I will kill you.
• 07:54 pm (no subject)

8th

• 09:37 am The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: where more Americans get their news than probably should.
• 11:17 am Are you erasing my TiVo? House! Not the season finale!

9th

• 10:10 pm I don't have an ego, I love how awesome I am.

10th

• 03:48 pm Get off my plane!

11th

• 10:07 am Two choices: to stay or to leave, mine was so easy to uncover, he'd already left with the other...

12th

• 03:41 pm Set me free, leave me be, I don't want to fall another moment into your gravity...

14th

• 08:00 pm I could use another cigarette, but don't worry daddy, I'm not addicted yet...

16th

• 03:07 pm Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• 08:05 pm I was trying far too hard to be what I thought I should be...

18th

• 11:56 am I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming...

19th

• 05:25 pm Ready and waiting for a heart worth the breaking, but I'd settle for an honest mistake... - 1 comment
• 06:07 pm Don't you ever be sad, lean on me when times get bad...

20th

• 12:59 pm Two can be as bad as one, it's the loneliest number since the number one...

22nd

• 06:58 am I could use another cigarette...
• 09:46 am Under this national rain cloud, I'm getting soaked to the skin...
• 11:17 am (no subject)

23rd

• 07:58 pm -Has it occured to you that you have a problem with trust? -I trust myself implicitly. - 3 comments
• 11:00 pm I'll be at your door when there's something worth running for...

24th

• 03:12 am I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else...but you...
• 10:58 am -I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when -I don't know what kind of girl I am.
• 04:13 pm Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war...and I stole a biscuit?
• 06:56 pm -What's an associate producer credit? -It's what you give to your secretary instead of a raise.
• 09:20 pm Sometimes it takes a different kind of dream to make you smile...

25th

• 12:32 am This kid has you on acid screaming, ''I'm a golden god,'' from a fan's rooftop.
• 01:08 pm No right minds could wrong be this many times...

27th

• 01:02 pm I'm walking on moonbeams and staring out to sea...
• 03:30 pm Please stay, I wanna hear you play...

29th

• 12:12 pm How long do you want to be loved? Is forever enough? Cause I'm never, never giving you up... - 2 comments