It was just one of those things...

1st

• 02:15 am The harder they hit me, the less I seem to bruise...
• 12:47 pm She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens...
• 06:40 pm I hit the highway in a pink RV with stars on the ceiling...
• 09:47 pm He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!

2nd

• 08:53 pm -We need to get Rusty a girl. -There's a women's prison down the road.
• 09:41 pm -Got a new cane. -Yeah. Guy in the store said it was slimming. Vertical stripe...

4th

• 07:35 pm You just won't succeed on Broadway, if you don't have any Jews...

6th

• 11:37 pm -Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew. -So are we. You weren't chosen for a reason.

7th

• 11:02 am -We're talking about 42 kilometers! -Thanks, Canada. I'll take it from here...it's like 26 miles!
• 08:42 pm I'm not super-stitious, I'm just a little-stitious.

8th

• 07:45 pm You don't want to hurt me, but see how deep the bullet lies... - 4 comments

9th

• 08:09 pm It starts in my toes, makes me crinkle my nose, wherever it goes, I always know...
• 10:08 pm I'll believe you when everything you say don't turn out wrong...
• 10:53 pm I'll gladly climb your walls, if you'll meet me halfway...

11th

• 01:54 pm I don't drink...wine. - 2 comments
• 07:46 pm And this boy is baking cakes at me!
• 10:01 pm This is awesome times awesome. It's awesome squared. - 1 comment

12th

• 02:11 pm Knowing Jack, it was probably some pretend place, where bluebirds sing and there's a whiskey spring.
• 10:47 pm But let me say, you should have seen that sunrise with your own eyes, it brought me back to life...

13th

• 01:24 am When I turn out the light, you're out of sight, though I know that I'm not alone...
• 08:59 pm And I'd be inclinded to be yours for the taking and part of this terrible mess that you're making...
• 11:50 pm I drank your poison 'cause you told me it's wine...

14th

• 03:02 pm Today, I finally overcame, trying to fit the world inside a picture frame...
• 10:15 pm The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon...

15th

• 01:14 am Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me. Just say you never met me...
• 01:06 pm Hallo. Would you like a roll in the hay? It's fun. Roll, roll, roll in the hay!
• 08:37 pm For now there's life, for now there's love, for now there's work, for now there's happiness... - 2 comments

16th

• 12:45 am The minute you let her under your skin, then you begin to make it better... - 2 comments
• 10:40 pm There's nothing like a little bit of mayhem to cheer one up.

17th

• 02:34 am -Still gay? -Me? No. I'm knee-deep in pussy. I just like the name so much, I can't get rid of it. - 2 comments
• 11:35 pm There's a dream in the future, there's a struggle we have yet to win...

19th

• 04:52 pm -Wh-what is...h-how did you get my espresso machine? -Well...uh...we fuckin' stole it, man. - 2 comments

20th

• 10:12 am -Edie, are you gay? -Am I gay? I'm ecstatic!
• 08:36 pm I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!

21st

• 03:48 pm -The last time we talked, you hung up on me. -You used nasty words.

22nd

• 12:42 pm There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

23rd

• 09:17 pm -We dig him up! -I'm not digging up a body without a court order.

24th

• 12:16 pm I only hope that I won't disappoint you...
• 05:09 pm And you, you're just lucky to be here, aren't you?
• 05:35 pm -What did you do to my car? -I made some love stains in the back. You'll see...

25th

• 01:55 pm -Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets? -What are marijuana tablets? - 1 comment

26th

• 12:49 am Everyone knows I'm in over my head, over my head...
• 09:05 am I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife. It's lonely out in space...
• 08:00 pm Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about.

29th

• 08:19 pm L'histoire d'un rat qui veux devenir un grand chef. - 1 comment

30th

• 08:51 pm -Who's stronger: Catwoman or Wonder Woman? -Wonder Woman. -I concur. Vehemently.
• 11:04 pm Well, I'll have you know I stand by my mayonnaise theory. And you're still a giant douche...

31st

• 09:48 pm You have offended my faith and my trust, until all is lost into the beauty of the day...