[Marshall slaps Barney in the face]
Barney: Your hand is monsterous!
Marshall: Well, what did you expect? You've seen my penis.
Oh, "How I Met Your Mother," you're so classy.
Oy, dinner break almost over. Then 9 more pages until my script is finished!
So I heard a statistic a few weeks ago (I don't remember the exact numbers), but divorced men are more likely to get remarried than divorced women.
At first, I thought it was kinda sad. It makes it sound like divorced women are more likely to die alone.
Then I was watching "The New Adventures of Old Christine" and I think I've discovered a reason for the statistic.
I'm postulating that more divorced men date younger women (who have never been married) than divorced women date younger men. And because apparently all women want to get married, the young floozies trap their older divorcés and they get remarried, though it's the first time for their spouse.
As for divorced women? I don't know...maybe they're just smart enough to not do it again.
By the way, "The New Adventures of Old Christine" should totally be put out on DVD.