It was just one of those things...

2nd

• 08:13 pm But why is the rum gone? - 2 comments
• 11:12 pm Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. - 1 comment

3rd

• 12:49 pm Rash, Turner. Too rash.
• 10:59 pm -Ah, the dark side of ambition. -Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.

4th

• 08:41 pm Now where is that monkey? I want to shoot something.
• 09:31 pm Smile though your heart is aching, smile even though it's breaking...

5th

• 07:36 pm Sorry mom, I have a strict "No Ruffles" policy.
• 08:39 pm That's what I call being hung on a cross!
• 11:04 pm -Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground -Uh, don't you mean 'or?

6th

• 10:50 am (no subject)
• 12:12 pm (no subject)

8th

• 03:30 pm (no subject)

10th

• 07:48 pm Nonsence. You only say 'never' because no one ever has.
• 09:05 pm If I looked like you, I'd date myself.
• 09:26 pm Don't let me walk away from Emaline for stupid reasons...
• 10:51 pm Tell me I'm wrong, that I'm coming on way too strong, don't think I'll be crushed...
• 11:33 pm -It's carol singers. -Well give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.

11th

• 05:40 pm I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.
• 09:24 pm Keep your drink, just give me the money...
• 10:11 pm Blow horns, you sure sound pretty, your violins keep movin' to the nitty gritty...

12th

• 12:20 am ...back to the place where I belong, and where your love has always been enough for me.
• 10:32 pm How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be ANARCHY!
• 11:54 pm -Professor Moody! Is that a student? -Technically, it's a ferret.

13th

• 11:32 am If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world...?

16th

• 03:50 pm I know something about history that you don't know...let me just take in this moment. This is cool.

17th

• 08:32 pm Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony which is why I shall end up an old maid.
• 11:29 pm Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

18th

• 10:38 am (no subject)
• 08:36 pm I hope you know, I hope you know, that this has nothing to do with you...

19th

• 12:07 am You've got female intuition AND you're a detective...and you didn't know this was going to happen?
• 06:43 pm In my body, where the 'shame' gland should be, there is a second 'awesome' gland.

20th

• 10:25 am Is there anything I can get you, like an orange juice, or a coffee, or a Red Bull?

21st

• 11:06 am -We're just one step away. -That's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet.

22nd

• 07:15 pm But Jesus, he wants to go to Venus, leavin' Levon far behind...
• 11:09 pm I'm sorry, did that joke just arrive in a time machine from 1992? - 8 comments

23rd

• 08:42 pm -Mistress, mastress? Master? What do we call it? -I'm pretty sure we're going to call it "mistress."
• 09:03 pm That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. - 2 comments

24th

• 08:01 pm There is no Peter, only zool.

25th

• 12:21 am Island girl, island girl, island girl, tell me what you wanting with the white man's world...
• 10:58 am What else can there be? Are we going to dip it in yoghurt? Cover it with Chocolate Buttons?
• 03:32 pm I was just waiting for your phone call when they came along to say...
• 07:18 pm (no subject)
• 11:10 pm Harry Potter, you will lose. Everything.

26th

• 10:35 am You're gonna be doing a lot of doobie-rolling when you're living in a van down by the river! - 2 comments
• 07:26 pm But when I get home to you, I'll find the things that you do will make me feel alright...
• 08:43 pm -Are you suicidal? -Only in the morning.

27th

• 08:28 am She's got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine...
• 12:30 pm Humidity and cakes are not friends. It's like cats and dogs, or Lindsay and Britney.

28th

• 07:06 pm -Your wife is not a nice person. -You're expecting an argument? - 1 comment
• 08:43 pm -I made waffles. Eat them while they're hot. -Will you marry me? -They're just toaster waffles.
• 10:33 pm You come in my house again, I'll shove those Pop-Tarts so far up your ass...

29th

• 01:07 pm We have in effect put all our rotten eggs in one basket...we intend to watch this basket carefully.
• 10:28 pm I know I'm a total whore, but please don't rat me out to Gabby.

30th

• 04:52 pm "Yeah, but I've been down here before, and I know the way out."