May 5th, 2006

Tequila Sunrise

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I should be in bed, but I'm dumb.

And I have this to say:
- CSPAN could make a massive amount of money by selling Stephen Colbert's White House Correspondents Dinner speech on the iTunes Music Store. Because I for one would pay $1.99 to download it...and since finding it on the web is next to impossible (copyright infringement), they may as well target the demographic that is least likely to ever watch CSPAN: 18-24 year olds.

Until that time comes (never) or until a site is brave enough to risk a lawsuit from CSPAN (equally dubious), the transcript can be found here.

It's pretty funny. There are some comments that I'm even shocked he would make. Especially sitting less than 15 feet away from the President.

Hot damn, Colbert has some balls.

Also, it's officially Cinco de Mayo, aka Gail's half-birthday. My sister might have fireworks on her half-birthday (but only in cities where they set off fireworks on the 3rd of July and not the 4th), but I have an entire drunken holiday devoted to tequila and Corona. It's like St. Patrick's Day, but hotter!

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George - Danny Ocean

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Jerry O'Connell AND Dean Cain on "Las Vegas" is absolutely orgasmic.

Why wasn't I aware of this?

You're all fired!


Bed soon. I leave at 4am (EST) on Saturday morning (6 and a half hours from now). Illinois has never sounded so appealing. It's like clicking my heals three times in shiny red shoes!
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