First, read on of Rhys older ones. Don't remember the name, or the link, but it was the one where Joey deflowers Justin (and you know where to find it).

Second, on suggestion from Lois, Mind Fuck. It's Lance and Fred Durst. Oh my god, but I loved it. It's so...Lance. Manipulative bastard....!!

Okay, well now I'm off to have some slashy dreams, probably including one or more of the following: a puppy (any puppy, it doesn't really matter), Rob Thomas, Paul Doucette, Fred Durst, Carson Daly, and/or Aaron Lewis (listening to "Outside" really does that to you.)