"Developed by Mr. Bruss on 9/30/01 for the organizational benefit of the ELITE physics students of DHS."
And, on the bottom of a test info sheet where he tells us what to study, he but (and yes, it's formatted like this):
"EXPECT A TOO-LONG TEST (Sorry, but life is not always fair), so work quickly and don't get bogged down in stuff you don't know well!"
He might as well put, "I didn't prepare you well for this test, so do what you can, but don't be disappointed when your grade sucks."
Evil Mr. Bruss. Pure evil...