It is a little game we play. They put it on the bill, I tear up the bill. It is very convenient.
I love Casablanca. I'm not being a pretentious film snob when I say it's one of my favorite films of all time. It is simply fantastic.
"I've often speculated why you don't return to America. Did you abscond with the church funds? Run off with a senator's wife? I like to think you killed a man. It's the Romantic in me."
Oh, Claude Rains. Captain Renault is easily one of the best comedic characters of all time. So glib!
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