And fear not, this is not an April Fool's prank...it really is available to own. Right now, even!
I shall be picking up my copy later, after I turn in my thesis draft*. Until then, I will be attempting to edit said thesis before, between (and probably during) class.
Additionally, if you haven't yet seen Sweeney Todd, I recommend you rent it. Though I doubt you'll be able to grasp the full effect of the blood squirting when it's not being projected onto a 100 ft. screen.
Also, if you haven't yet seen Sweeney Todd, I recommend you keep that fact to yourself. I don't take kindly to those who do not love the same movies that I love.
*The thing is a beast...I printed it out in 1.5 spacing without footnotes, just to edit, and it's 24 massive pages. The trees of the Amazon are screaming...I can hear them.