I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.

Good news and bad news.

Good news: "Bones" returns on April 14th.

Bad news: New episodes of "House" don't start until April 28th.

Another month? Ugh.

In other news, I've been procrastinating really bad today. And I have so much work to do. It's really terrible. Boo.