Why should I spend a bunch of money when some other guy left it out on the street?
"I've have just never been a supporter of relationships in general, my feeling is always that relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize that's it just a bunch of crap you don't need."
I had to share that gem fro Christian Finnegan, a stand-up comedian Zoe told me about recently.
I think it's hilarious...you can find some clips on You Tube. I highly recommend the "Monopoly" one...because it is me.