So I always have a cup of water on the nightstand by my bed. Always. Every day for the past 6 months, at least (last year I had mostly water bottles, but I'm sure there were times I had open glasses).

6 months and I have never knocked my water over.


This week?

I've knocked my water over TWICE.


What the hell?

If that's not a bad omen, I don't know what is.


Today is shaping up to be just awesome.

I think I'm going to go hide away in a movie theater for several hours...